I got home for work tonight, and Fezzik was on the phone, outside, pacing around the patio just like his daddy does when he's on the phone.
I figured that it was his best buddy, but Lawnboy said "That's Lauryn. They've been talking for 20 minutes."
Lauryn is one of Fezzik's three girlfriends, and the tallest, most mature of the bunch. She's a beautiful girl, really lovely; but seriously almost as tall as I am. That just ain't right for a first grader.
You know what else just ain't right? My son, having three girlfriends.
She's calling back, tomorrow, after dinner. I have no idea when Madison and Smiti plan to call.